Gingerbread Gourmand Pillows

The wonderful world of cheese.

Cake Free Zone

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Pastries and Candy

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Just one more choccy...

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

Dijon Vu

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."