Gingerbread Artisan Pillows

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

"The chocolate fudge and whipped cream is okay. But you should have sought planning permission for the giant cherry on the roof!"

'I'm thinking of something less frivolous - a meat-and-potatoes format.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Cake Free Zone

Pastries and Candy

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Hansel and Gretal

'The roof needs icing.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Building a gingerbread house

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

Diet Sugar House.

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."