Gingerbread Artisan Pillows

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

"The chocolate fudge and whipped cream is okay. But you should have sought planning permission for the giant cherry on the roof!"

'I'm thinking of something less frivolous - a meat-and-potatoes format.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pastries and Candy

Cake Free Zone

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Hansel and Gretal

'The roof needs icing.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

Building a gingerbread house

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

Diet Sugar House.

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."