Gingerbread Gourmand Mugs

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"

The wonderful world of cheese.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Cake Free Zone

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Pastries and Candy

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Just one more choccy...

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'Crumbs everywhere!'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

Dijon Vu

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."