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'It's getting really difficult to fatten them up, since the government clamped down on the sugar and fat content in food.'

"You got sugar ants."

Healthy Gingerbread House

Witch's New Diet Didn't Last.

'We insist on getting an ant report.'

Cake Free Zone

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Hansel and Gretal

'The roof needs icing.'

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Building a gingerbread house

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"I remember when this was all forest..."

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

Diet Sugar House.

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'