Gingerbread Architects Pillows

'It's getting really difficult to fatten them up, since the government clamped down on the sugar and fat content in food.'

"You got sugar ants."

Healthy Gingerbread House

Witch's New Diet Didn't Last.

'We insist on getting an ant report.'

Cake Free Zone

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Hansel and Gretal

'The roof needs icing.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Building a gingerbread house

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

Diet Sugar House.

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."