Gingerbread Architecture Enthusiast Pillows

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

Cake Free Zone

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Hansel and Gretal

'The roof needs icing.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

Building a gingerbread house

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

"I remember when this was all forest..."

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

Diet Sugar House.

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

Arrow Church

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."