Gingerbread Architecture Enthusiast Pillows

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

Cake Free Zone

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Hansel and Gretal

'The roof needs icing.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

Building a gingerbread house

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

Diet Sugar House.

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

Arrow Church

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."