Ginger Biscuits Pillows

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pastries and Candy

Cake Free Zone

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Doggy Bites

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

The Price or the Biscuits?

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

'Thin enough?'

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

Gingerbread Igloo