Gimmicks Pillows

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

Candid Camera store.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

For the new gardener.

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

My Year Searching For a Gimmicky Stunt to Base a Book On.

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

'It needs more punctuation.'

'The blasty libeccio fleyed the keitloa.'

Year of the Tiger

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

'...And my porridge is always too hot!'

'It's a crazy price but I think it's me.'

'He won't hurt you - just don't make any sudden moves.'

'These days, everyone has a new gimmick.'

This place says they have the biggest pizza slice in town...

'So, do you want three or five legged animals?'

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

Heaven on a stick.

...And that was all for Pinocchio.

Lemonade Cleanse - $20 a glass.

"It's $85 an ounce, $95 for unscented."

"Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!"

'I just had a scary thought, Mom -- What if the Tooth Fairy gets greedy?'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Bad boy.

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