Gilmore Girls Devotee Pillows

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"Bond James, Bond."

Silly wig.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

The Dog Botherer.

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

Football haircuts.

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity

'You're taking this far too literally.'

'There you are dear! That's you all ready to watch Saturday night television now...'

Gilmore Slugs

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

"The irony is I've always considered myself a champion of the little guy."

Car Auction

"You're just in time. We're having vegetarian chili tonight."

A difference of opinion over fashion

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

What's the big deal about dress-down Fridays?

'And here come the fun runners.'

'You'd make a great Secretary of state, but we have an 800-pound gorilla problem.'

Infantas Around Town

Church Board: 'Come early and you can sit in the back.'