Gilmore Girls Devotee Pillows

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"Bond James, Bond."

Silly wig.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

The Dog Botherer.

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

Football haircuts.

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

Rich Cow: 'Michael Jackson'

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

"That's one 50-gallon drum of shampoo, one 50-gallon drum of conditioner, and one leaf-blower. Sign here."

"He thinks he is a character from a John Grisham novel."

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

'You're taking this far too literally.'

'There you are dear! That's you all ready to watch Saturday night television now...'

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity

Gilmore Slugs

"The irony is I've always considered myself a champion of the little guy."

"Today won't be too hot or too cold...it'll be JUST RIGHT."

Car Auction

A difference of opinion over fashion

"You're just in time. We're having vegetarian chili tonight."

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

'You'd make a great Secretary of state, but we have an 800-pound gorilla problem.'

'And here come the fun runners.'

What's the big deal about dress-down Fridays?

Infantas Around Town