Gigolo Pillows

Unemployed gigolo...

"Mrs Hamilton Creighton the third, and gigolo."

Zombie standup

Cariactures

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'Who gets the decaf?'

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Children's Entertainer

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'That guy is SO tacky.'

The successful rubbernecker...