Giggly Gasbags Pillows

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

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Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"