Gifty Genius Mugs

"I saved you the trouble of doing your last minute Christmas shopping for me."

Albert Einstein

Allotment

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

Good Cholesterol.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Monk Graffiti

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

"Gilts are keeping pace with inflation."

CLEAR!

Banksy

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

Gardening

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

'I think we can be fairly sure that this one is not a Banksy.'

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

Luther Burbank