Gifty Genius Mugs

"I saved you the trouble of doing your last minute Christmas shopping for me."

Allotment

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

Good Cholesterol.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

Monk Graffiti

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

"Gilts are keeping pace with inflation."

Gardening

CLEAR!

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

Banksy

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

'I think we can be fairly sure that this one is not a Banksy.'

Luther Burbank

Speech bubble showing EUREKA! back to front.