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Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Butterfly Woman

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Larry's used art

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Gender Equality

Police Feline Unit

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"We've made great progress!"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

LAY ZEE FUK

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."