Gift Shopping Addict Gifts

Only 365 Shopping Days Until Xmas.

King Kongs first christmas

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

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Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"I've been window-shopping..."

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"You get one every time you order something online."

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'It's my stool sample.'

'Didn't I tell you? We've decided to go public?'

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

"My missus is expecting me to bring home some duty-frees!"

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

"When they guaranteed delivery anywhere, anyplace, they weren't kidding."

'You remembered our anniversary!'