Gift Shopping Addict Gifts

Only 365 Shopping Days Until Xmas.

King Kongs first christmas

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

CEO.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

The Re-Giving Tree

"You get one every time you order something online."

"I've been window-shopping..."

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

Christmas Dwarves

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

"My missus is expecting me to bring home some duty-frees!"

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'Didn't I tell you? We've decided to go public?'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.

'It's my stool sample.'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'Eric, who gave me a handmade bookmark for Christmas, gets a 62 percent on the midterm. Ann gave me a mug. She gets a 71. Gina gave me a weekend for two in Vienna. She scored a 98!'

"When they guaranteed delivery anywhere, anyplace, they weren't kidding."