Gift Guru For Pets Prints

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

Beach con-man.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Santa called but you were out!

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

Valentines Day truck

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'I like going to parties - invited or not.'

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

"Just tell us what wedding gifts you want and we stuff the appropriate advertising flyers in with the invitation."

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

'We're giving you one big present for your birthday and Christmas.'

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

Clumping and Non-Clumping Cat Litter

'If you can't think of anything nice to say, how about a gift certificate?'

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

"If you're looking for something more expensive we can always raise the price?"