Gift Guru Prints

'Whatever's the most durable. This is the fifth year it's been regifted.'

Regifts of the Magi

"I suppose you could give me bigger meals."

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"Just tell us what wedding gifts you want and we stuff the appropriate advertising flyers in with the invitation."

"What do you suggest for a man who has everything and intends to keep it?"

"Oh honey, a chum necklace! How thoughtful!"

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

Oh thanks Dog. You really really really shouldn't have!

Santa called but you were out!

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Don't keep me in suspense, Michael - what did they give you, a gold watch or a cheque?"

"Did you tell Dad what I got him for Christmas?!"

Christmas shopping empties a shopper's pocket.

Santa Special Delivery.

"I'll bet you thought you forgot my birthday...but I remembered it for you!"

Tommy sure thought he had Santa Claus figured out...

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Three Shopping Days Until the Bills Arrive.

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

Valentines Day truck

January 6: Carol discovers the stash of Christmas gifts she had bought back in August and completely forgotten about.

PLEASE HELP ME DELIVER GIFTS

'It's not a graphic novel or a female action figure or something you think I should like. . . You gave me something I would like!!'

Unwanted gift: 'Oh, you shouldn't have!'

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

The Spirit of Christmas Presents.