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Unwanted Christmas Presents

Beach con-man.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Cat Reunion

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Thank you bubbles

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Things I've learned...

Santa called but you were out!

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

Valentines Day truck

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"Sure, you can buy them another round, but is this really how you want to spend your MacArthur Grant?"

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"Can I just leave a small tip?"

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

Honey badger do care.

Give Thanks.

Every Day is a Gift

Ballerina and the light switch.

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'