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"I told you if you wanted that fur coat sacrifices would have to be made."

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Woman crying with happiness.

Pearly King and Queen

'Guess what? I won again.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

First Steps

'She said her first words today.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

A very fine vintage

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Proud mums.

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

Proud Mum.

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

We are here!

Still crazy after all these years.

Happy Birthday!

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

'You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.' 'I didn't expect to live this long.'

Lemonade: Celebrating 5 days at this location.

50th Birthday Balloons

Baby Holding a Condom.

"It wasn't until after fifty years of marriage that Mike finally learned the importance of putting the seat down." "Happy anniversary. Now flush."

"Thirty years together and now you tell me you're Canadian?"