Achieving A Milestone T-Shirts

We are here!

'Guess what? I won again.'

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'Even tho' he now lives in a ritz, upscale neighborhood, he hasn't changed a bit!'

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

"Sofa so good!"

Woman crying with happiness.

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Pilot with champagne.

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Jumping Man

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

A very fine vintage

'She said her first words today.'

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

Late Bloomers

Proud mums.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

Proud Mum.

Graduate of 2021

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

It was time for Junior to learn to fly.

Still crazy after all these years.

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'