Achieving A Milestone T-Shirts

We are here!

'Guess what? I won again.'

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'Even tho' he now lives in a ritz, upscale neighborhood, he hasn't changed a bit!'

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

"Sofa so good!"

Woman crying with happiness.

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Pilot with champagne.

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Jumping Man

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

'She said her first words today.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

A very fine vintage

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

Late Bloomers

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Proud mums.

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

Proud Mum.

It was time for Junior to learn to fly.

Graduate of 2021

Two years ago, during a special episode of the Ask Sadie show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Here is an actual reader letter: Dear Sadie, My son just taught me how to use an iPad, so I am writing to tell you that doing so makes me feel young again. You might want to try it. - Nathaniel from Ontario. Thank you for helping me feel young! I may not be as spry as I was back in the old days ... but at least I've never taken two whol

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

Still crazy after all these years.