Approaching Milestones T-Shirts

"Life"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"We have an acronym!"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

Pilot with champagne.

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Robots In The Boardroom

"When did she start crawling?"

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'Before we starnt, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Woman crying with happiness.

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Win - win

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."