Giant Intrigue Mugs

Someone has been making giant, man-shaped holes in the walls of the office building. I'd like you to find out who it is.

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

"Pretty good day. I wasn't linked to anything incriminating."

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

Trilby - 'Confession

"It's a plant based solution."

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

'You rang?'

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

UN agreements.

"The U.S. should retaliate against the EU's Google fine and go after a dominant, European tech company... as soon as they have one."

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

Violin

Giant doesn't want to go shopping.

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

In The Bastille

"Hey! You're those creepy twins from the glowing, the glinting, the shimmering, whatever... am I right?"

"Did you find the captain's log?"

Putin Helps Tsipras hold Greece together

"Well, well, well. Harris was the mole all along!"

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

"You're Russian? Where can I find one of your local honey pots?"

'Even though I'm a shareholder, I really don't care what this company earns. I just love the intrigue.'

IRS Have Your Tax Explained Here.

To discourage young thugs from smashing their pumpkins, the Buchanans filled them with live hornets.

Russian and US Conflict

'I've always thought it was about time that lawyers replace bankers at the top table where big M&A deals were being done.'