Giant Guardian Pillows

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

The Jeopardy of Progress

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

The Zoo.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Tommy!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Politically Correct Snowperson

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Evolution.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Earth stove

There is No Planet C

"Look, it's my word balloon."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"AI"