Giant Bird Lovers Pillows

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Knight feeding his kids.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Peace Locked in a Cage

No jay walking.

Penguin

"And another thing: What's that strange clicking thing you do with your beak?"

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."