Giant Ape Enthusiast Pillows

'Get my lawyer on the phone. This is not the way you treat a celebrity.'

King Kong

'Fool me once...'

King Kong goes nine-to-five.

"After this, miss Darrow, tell your boyfriend to meet you for lunch at the front entrance like everyone else."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Way too much anthropomorphising

'Okay, I give up. What's big and black and hairy all over?'

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

Gorillas in the jungle.

The Origin of Species

'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'You clumsy ape! I ask for a hemostat and you hand me a banana. Where'd you go to med school, the Bronx Zoo?'

Le Roi Kong

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

'I'm a good ape, but I've never really been a great ape.'

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

Chelsea of the Apes

'It was bad enough that he was raised by apes, but then I found out that he swings both ways'

'I think he wants you to pull his finger.'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

"According to my calculations you cannot scale a mouse up to the size of an elephant due to the greater increase in volume relative to surface area...it would burst!"

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

'Really? A Great Ape? I'm a Great Dane myself...'