Ghoulish Literature Lovers Mugs

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Distractions Of The Great

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Iris Murdoch

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

The intellectual.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Thomas Hardy

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Of Mice and Men.

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Litterary Dogs.

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Lord Byron

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Greetings and welcome to my new play called 'King Lear.' It's about delegation, succession, and decentralization.'

"I think I see your deadline approaching."