Gothic Literature Lovers Mugs

"Well, it works for Susan Sontag."

The Raven - The Study at Night

'Okay, so I'm not paranoid. Everyone is out to get me!'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

The lonely figure

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

The Pride of Frankenstein

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Poems to Spookify

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.

Pass the SPF 20,000

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

The ghost's walk

"Yes, there is a pre-existing condition. I was once dead."

"You're still in bed?"

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

Trilby - 'Les glougloux du vin a quat' sous...'

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'