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'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'There's an imposter among us!'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"You put it on backward, dear."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

Haunted museum

Ghosts from around the world.

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

"I want you kids to always follow your hopes and screams."