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The Reaper's Arms

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

"You never know what will catch on!"

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Till life do you part.

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

"Is everything ok? You've hardly said 'Boo' all evening."

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"Come on, you can be honest with me, have you had some work done?"

Trilby - 'Taffy a l'echelle!'

"Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone."

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

'...by using lightning and the flesh of the undead. Luckily, he turned out to be a charming fellow and brilliant raconteur.'

"To be honest, we're scared you might scare the living daylights out of the ghosts."

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."

'You're lucky your car's only being repossessed. Mine's possessed and I have to call an exorcist.'

"You've got too much iron in your diet."

Rectoplasm

Who says Romance is dead?

"I'll have to call you back. I gotta run... or fly..."

Frankenstein's monster on sale at the arts and crafts fair.

'Y'know, I'm glad we kept it small.'

"Hepatitis C? Ebola? HIV? IS this a medical questionnaire?"

Trilby - 'Is she a LADY, Mr. Wynne?'

Interior of Westminster Abbey

I could only find a couple of pillowcases.

"Before our date goes any further...do you have any allergy or high cholesterol issues?"