Ghost Story Gatherers Pillows

The Ghoulogy

Ghost School.

"Home depot."

Zombies.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Get a tomb!"

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Ghostship

Redlaw and the Phantom

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Marley's Ghost

"Your husband says BOO!"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

Suburban Legend

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

Lost Property - Missing Head

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"