Collector Of Ghost Stories Pillows

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Redlaw and the Phantom

Ghostship

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Your husband says BOO!"

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Lost Property - Missing Head

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

Marilyn Ghost

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

The Goblin and the Sexton

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

'I've been knocking for ages!'

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.