Getting Serious In A Relationship T-Shirts

Before we get serious, Bob, I need to know on thing: Do you want to watch home decorating shows at night?

"If we're to have a serious relationship Nigel, you must stop ringing my bell and running away."

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"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Sexual chemistry set

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

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"Boy, I'd love to meet you sometime off leash."

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Lance, do I make you want to be a better man? Let me put it this way, Gloria: you definitely make me want to SEEM to be a better man.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"You're not married, are you, sweetie?"

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

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