Getting Serious In A Relationship T-Shirts

"If we're to have a serious relationship Nigel, you must stop ringing my bell and running away."

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"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Sexual chemistry set

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

"Boy, I'd love to meet you sometime off leash."

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"Oh-oh...the way she said 'Jason'...I think its time to define the relationship."

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I couldn't resist his pickup line. He said he had a job.

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

"You're not married, are you, sweetie?"