Relationship Commitment T-Shirts

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

"Jason and I are going steady. I'm wearing his bell."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Love at First Sight

Romance

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Speed Dating for Turtles

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

I only have eyes for you

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"Mr. Right!"

Relationship Warning Lights

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Klimt Kiss Phones

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"She's just being Koi."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Love linked

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."