Career Commitment T-Shirts

"I didn't want the family business but ten years ago, on take your child to work day, my father wouldn't let me go home again."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Relationship Warning Lights

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

Unconditional Loveseat

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

The Female Brain and The Other One

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'