Getting An Electric Vehicle T-Shirts

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Electric car

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Solar Power.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"Not in my name!"

Electric bike.

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

The Electric Car

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Elon is coming! Elon is coming!"

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."

The driverless car

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

"Nobody likes me...I'm a Tesla salesman!"

Telsa Sales

"Norman still runs on leaded petrol."

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"