Getting A New Pet Fish Pillows

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Man's best friends."

'She's just great with the children.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

'I think he's lonely.'

Soft Spot.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'How about a walk!'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Your love gives me strength."

"I think it loves us."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?