Getting A New Horse T-Shirts

'We can't go any faster, sir. Nellie is pregnant.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Quick, start the car!"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The Runaway Horse

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Love a Mutt

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'She's just great with the children.'

"Man's best friends."

'Works every time.'

"They're comfortable."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Rocking Horse

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Dogs

L'il Buckaroo on Board.