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'We can't go any faster, sir. Nellie is pregnant.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Quick, start the car!"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The Runaway Horse

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Love a Mutt

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Man's best friends."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"They're comfortable."

'Works every time.'

'She's just great with the children.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Dogs

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Rocking Horse

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"