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"Wait—before we go any further, I'm beginning to have serious doubts about the wheelman."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Heading off with a packed bag

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

The Getaway

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'Attack of the dreaded PANTSING sharks!'

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

'I said French Fries.'

'I need to go on a vacation. The boredom is getting to me. Every page in my journal says 'see previous page'.'

Overloaded family car has door sign: 'Caution Falling Luggage'.

'It's a working vacation - Hawaii for me, while my husband stays here, working to pay for it!'

"And how many people will be travelling with you. . . ?"

"He's full of duty free liquor - should I declare him?"

Welcome to Texas...caution: BBQ smoke maybe on roads next 1250 miles.

"It doesn't matter. Anywhere will do."

Toilet break.

'I took a short cut.'

Coast Side Tours,"I suppose you're used to this sort of thing."

So Much Sand ... So Little Time

"Thanks for letting me be your 'getaway driver' lads. My driving instructor says I need all the practice I can get."