Get Smart Aficionado T-Shirts

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Cellphone Islands

US v.s. Tech Giants

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'New Game'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

Keep on Truckin.

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Canine Technology

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

'Airbag safety feature.'

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

Mad cleaning robot.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

NASA Hits Shuffle

'If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."