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"Look, just tell me what you want."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Inclusive speech

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

What's normal?

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Say 'eh.'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"Tong!"

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"A haand gel...!?"

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'There's an imposter among us!'

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'