Gestural Enthusiast Pillows

"Look, just tell me what you want."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Say 'eh.'"

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"Tong!"

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"A haand gel...!?"

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

William Pitt the Elder