Gesticulation Enthusiast Gifts

'What do you mean you don't understand! Can't you see I'm speaking Italian!'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Children's Entertainer

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Irony: Then and Now

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"

A therapist laughing behind the back of his patient who is an upset looking clown.

"I think the computer's trying to download something."

A conductor reads from a picture book.

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

'I hope you brought enough chewing gum for everybody.'

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

'First time skiing?'

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

Brain Check

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

Precious comedy writers.

'All those in favor...'

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'