Gesticulation Enthusiast Gifts

'What do you mean you don't understand! Can't you see I'm speaking Italian!'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Children's Entertainer

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

A therapist laughing behind the back of his patient who is an upset looking clown.

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"

"I think the computer's trying to download something."

A conductor reads from a picture book.

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

'First time skiing?'

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

'I hope you brought enough chewing gum for everybody.'

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

Brain Check

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

'All those in favor...'

'They're stereo!'

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

Precious comedy writers.