Germophobe Laughter T-Shirts

In order to be able to discuss his abnormal fear of contamination, Alfred had brought his own inflatable couch.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

Wash your hands

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"The penicillin looks good."

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

"Gesundheit!"

"Aways the victim."

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."