Germaphobe's Guide Pillows

Book Signing Today: Living With Infectious Disease: My Story.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Wash your hands

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"The penicillin looks good."

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Aways the victim."

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

There was a nasty bug going around.

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."