Germaphobe's Delight Mugs

'Hello?...Tes, hello Dr. Stein... mm hmm...I see...how contagious?'

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

Catch it, Bin it, Kill it.

"Next time dry your hands as well, grub!"

"Gesundheit!"

"And that's why you shouldn't sneeze into your mask."

The Cougher

The new normal

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

HELLth Food Sprouts

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Wash your hands

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Zika Epidemic

"Aways the victim."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."