Germaphobe's Delight Mugs

'Hello?...Tes, hello Dr. Stein... mm hmm...I see...how contagious?'

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

Catch it, Bin it, Kill it.

"Next time dry your hands as well, grub!"

"Gesundheit!"

"And that's why you shouldn't sneeze into your mask."

The Cougher

The new normal

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

Wash your hands

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

"Aways the victim."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Zika Epidemic

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Caveman bathroom

'Well doctor, is it serious?'