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Survivors of Near-Flu Experiences

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

Fear of news.

"....and hold the garlic."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

'Let's all practice bug control.'

Pinocchio's autopsy - "Right about here he started cutting gym class."

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

Return Of The Flu.

Motivation

How caffeine interacts with human brain cells.

"We also offer a plan where you just post pictures and skip the exercise."

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

'Is there any way I can keep on all this weight and still enter the Pro Football Hall of Fame?'

"[Treehouse conference call]"

"Watch out for the low beams!"

'I don't need to go to a gym. One of my classroom management strategies is to circulate frequently around the room. I figure I walk three miles a day.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Walk right in. Sit right down.

Slimming Club: New Members Entry.

"This is my exercise routine, and this is my routine to avoid that exercise routine."

'The poor lamb's having a rest, Mum, exhausted after putting a new toilet roll on the holder...'