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'Do you take credit card?' - 'No, I only take real money, Pal.' - 'Okay, there's thirty quid.' - 'Champion.' - 'Can I have a receipt?' - 'Aye, speak to my accounts department.'

'Thank-you God.'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Barristers

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Time for Tea!

'Och lye the news'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Nobody Upstages Trump!

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Scot holding a heart.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Australian punk

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

Scot country dancing,

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Another Scotch?'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

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A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Pikey and Chav.

Socks and Sandals