Geometry Giggler Pillows

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

'Please Miss is it a camel with one hump?'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Clown God

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Black Hole Corks

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'Whoops!'

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

The Big A** Theory

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"

"It's boring up here. The moon just has no atmosphere."