Geologic Time Enthusiasts Pillows

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Rock - see you in a million years!

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Can that be right?"

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

"That rock looks a bit like you, dad!"

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

Back to the Holidays

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

'Is the fire included?'

'Awesome erosion!'

"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'- and this is the drawing room..'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"Billions of years ago, earth had only one huge supercontinent..."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

"The cave-men are digging a big hole and putting spikes at the bottom: I say let's stay well away from there..."

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Bit of a mix-up. The advert should have said 'Stalactite wanted'

'Dinner will be late... it rained and we had a power outage.'