Geologic Time Enthusiasts Prints

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Rock - see you in a million years!

"Can that be right?"

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

"That rock looks a bit like you, dad!"

Back to the Holidays

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

'Is the fire included?'

Man sees signs on door of the debating society; "Tonight: Is time travel possible? Gone out back 10 minutes ago."

'Awesome erosion!'

"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"Billions of years ago, earth had only one huge supercontinent..."

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"The cave-men are digging a big hole and putting spikes at the bottom: I say let's stay well away from there..."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

'- and this is the drawing room..'

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

'Dinner will be late... it rained and we had a power outage.'