Geocaching Prints

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'You are here again.'

Support group for the directionally challenged.

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

'Here's where your father geocached your inheritance.'

"Hey! This isn't geocache ... It says, 'Dad and I finally tricked you into getting out of your house'."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Stubborn Horse

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'Very funny!'

It's more than a mike!

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Cow can

Pirates

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

"There it is again: some kind of weird disembodied voice describing our every move."

"You'll agree then, Doug, the numbers don't sound quite so dismal when I use my Donald Duck voice."

"No, I'm really into this series, I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

'It's an animated movie, you don't have to do method.'

"Are you sure I didn't dub you last year!"

"No, I'm really into this series. I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

'Mom, Dad. . . this is Tiffany. She does scream-overs for ***** movies.'

'They come as a pair Madam. The other one's his voice coach'.

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

'She dumped me for a guy who can talk like Donald Duck!'